Jacob: Dude! Last night I was Cereal Ass Eating.
Cameron: What's that?
Jacob: Tyquisha, let me eat cereal out of her butt
Cameron: What's that?
Jacob: Tyquisha, let me eat cereal out of her butt
by Kitty cat man May 14, 2014
Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.
by Dat Hero November 17, 2016
by Pigeonmumbojumbo September 02, 2023
Person 1: dude! I swear my dog is such an ass eating cannibal!
Person 2: what? What's that?
Person 1: ass eating cannibal? Its the skin walkers legal name.
Person 2: what? What's that?
Person 1: ass eating cannibal? Its the skin walkers legal name.
by Mothtofi September 01, 2023
National eat Jaylen’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Jaylen and eat there ass. PERIODT POOH.
Person 1: eats a random Jaylen’s ass
Jaylen: why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.
Person: well it’s national eat Jaylen’s ass day silly
Jaylen: why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.
Person: well it’s national eat Jaylen’s ass day silly
by Goonking June 22, 2019
National Eat Ren’s Ass day is a National holiday celebrated on August 25th where you find a person named Ren and eat their ass real good for fun!
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022
A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.
by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017