East coast uncrustable

When a girl has diarrhea and shits herself and you let it dry and then put grape jelly around her anus and eat it out while watching the sunset on the beach
Guy: I’m hungry asf!
Girl: do you want a east coast uncrustable?
Guy: oh shit yeah I have some grape jelly in my bag!
Girl: ok hehe well I just shit all over myself and it’s crusted over

Guy: perfect and suns just setting!
by Ligmanuts69 February 12, 2024
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East Coast Ten

A girl who is naturally pretty without the artifice of superficial L.A. culture. Her beauty resides in what God gave her, not the nip and tuck of a knife.
by BetweenTwoFerns March 10, 2016
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east coast houdini

put a mask on your girls head, Hit it from behind, run turn off the light and have your friend that's been hiding finish it off
by Murkany April 01, 2017
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East Coast Kustoms

A group of 16-25yr old boys who mostly live in the moy or in good ole st.marys county maryland. Their decal is hard asf and no club can beat it. The group covets talked about because the owner is the youngest of em all and owns the hardest hoe in southern Maryland. They like to put 2 black lines on one way roads til their tires are bald or their trans goes to heaven. Most have their vehicle straight piped or they have stock exhaust because their parents wont let them mod the exhaust until they move out. Most like redlining and taunting others to join. 50% of the members go to trashy ass lackey high, while the others have graduated. Their first meet was supposed to be a bust ended up being turnt. That being said, whenever you see an invite crom E.C.K. on social media, it's in your best interest to show up.
East Coast Kustoms has the hardest decal in history
by HOE IS HARDER August 25, 2020
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East Coast

East Coast is a term for a way of life. You just only know the language if you are East Coasted Qualified. Only the true East Coastmen know this way of life

Definition by- Benjaminith Smelington
Lmao HVA is not East Coast qualified
by Benjaminith Smelington September 11, 2022
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East Coast

East Coast is a term for a way of life. You just only know the language if you are East Coasted Qualified. Only the true East Coastmen know this way of life

Definition by- Benjaminith Smelington (East Coast Captain)
Lmao HVA is not East Coast qualified
by Benjaminith Smelington September 11, 2022
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