Everett Oden

The best guy ever with the prettiest girlfriend ever

mommy its me everett oden

by everettamongus April 12, 2022

Everett

Someone with an inability to see two sides of an argument, often being rude, condescending and/or sexist to those who disagree with them.

James: Max Verstappen is the best F1 driver in the world in my opinion, but I understand if you have a different opinion.

Lewis: Oh dear, clearly F1 isn’t the sport for you. Are you thick? Anyone who thinks Lewis Hamilton isn’t a god on earth is a complete idiot, I suggest you stop talking because you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your family.

James: Woah, chill out Lewis, you’re starting to sound like a real Everett here…

by LonelyHenry October 13, 2022

Everett's little brother

Harrison

Everett's little brother is Harrison

by Preston@heyguys April 26, 2019

Everett Rudeseal

Everett describes a boxy person. Usually found groping women, but in its spare time enjoys benching half his body weight. Everett is a munch, a rat, a pedophile if you will. But never will you find it chancing the turd off its upper lip.

Oh man steve pulled and Everett Rudeseal again.

Oh look he has the Everett Rudeseal look

by Yomama639475 October 7, 2022

Everett

FAT UGLY SHITTY BASEBALL PLAYER WHO GETS NO BITCHES

This nigga everett sucks ass

by Shotta dro February 13, 2022

Everett Sip

Taking a gulp of a drink after saying you'll take a sip

I took an Everett Sip of his drink and he got mad

by Womenlover87 July 14, 2023

Everett Ma Highschool

A place where Racism, Transphobia, and SA. People here have charred broccoli for their lungs due to the many vaping kids hiding from the deans and hall monitors. Everyone here fucking sucks and basically are either gifted or in 10 years will end up pregnant with a dead-end job with a deciding hairline by the time their 30s. Every group has that one racist white dude in their friend group. Not everyone is awful there are some good kids. People here have personal fashion that is interesting in their own right.

Also one of our Deans is a pervert.

"The Difference between Everett Ma Highschool and Hell is that Hell punishes people who commit crimes while Everret Ma Highschool do not."

by Clowncarfitfor2 December 11, 2022