College essay

a Mexican dude who is fortunate enough to attend school after grade 12

Jose may have been a big man on campus in high school, but here at UCLA he's just another college essay.

by e-tabbb October 31, 2013

Ten-o-Clock Essay

An essay written frantically the night before it's due.

Jason: You know that eight page psych paper I told you about
Me: Yeah, did you do it?
Jason: yeah, it ended up being a shitty ten-o-clock essay.

by B.Alice October 20, 2009

Lit Essay

a Lit Essay is a 5 paragraph paper that you write after you read a book in English class. they are a bitch to write and a complete waste of time and energy.

using quotes by Jim from Adventures of Huck Finn are a bitch to write out.

by brat April 10, 2005

Anchor Essay

An essay that is worth a good percentage of your grade in 2 or more classes. An Anchor Essay usually combines aspects of those classes, and is graded by the teachers of those classes.

Also known as "Sunshine Essays"

When the History teacher set the due date for the Anchor Essay, the class groaned.

by Grr December 4, 2003

Physiology Essay

A psychology essay in which you refer to the wrong topic numerous times throughout.

Man, I only got a 20% on my Physiology Essay, I wonder why....

by Mediocretes November 15, 2020

writing an essay

an excuse commonly used (esp. by males) to justify locking ones self in a room (often bedroom) for the purpose of fulfilling ones daily masturbational quota/to listen to speed garage.

"right then, im off to write an essay."

by Rib March 30, 2004

trinkets essay

A message sent in a discord that tries way too hard to be complex and deep while surrounded by comedic messages.

Person 1: yeah i like fortnite, it's pretty fun
Person 2: fortnite is a TRASH poopy game
Person 3: Playing fortnite.... brings back so many memories. I can't express how much fortnite means to me, trinkets and all. When I hit the start button, it instantly warps me to a world where my cares evaporate into stupefaction. When I see jonesy pop up on my screen.... tears flow. Countless memories with this timeless game.
Person 1: what
Person 2: goddamnit he wrote another trinkets essay

by pizzaman362 October 24, 2019