Engagement impatience

Something a woman should never have to experience if she is emotionally ready and willing to give her heart The person taking her for granted should have a threat present so that they know what they are truly capable of losing by taking for granted. Only a true bastard would do this to a sweet woman.
Lauren: "Why won't he just ask me? He knows I'll say yes. He knows there's no financial issues. What is wrong? Is it me?"
Lynn: "You're the best. Don't let your engagement impatience freak you out. He may not be the one after all. Perhaps Jim may have meant someone else when he gave you the advice with his runes."
by von groovy July 04, 2024
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When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 26, 2018
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Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024
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engagement moon

A post engagement travel celebration where the future groom takes his future bride on a great vacation right after the engagement!
We traveled to the French Riviera on our Engagement Moon and my future bride showed off the 10 table ring engagement everyone!
by Steelntime63 September 30, 2021
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promise-engagement

when you're not ready for the commitment of an engagement, but you love the person so much, you promise to marry them
Co-worker: "OH MY GOD ASHLEY, IS THAT A NEW RING ON YOUR FINGER"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"
by bean daddy December 20, 2016
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