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douche canoe

a person whom is a level above you’re average douchebag. the ultimate douche.
Brenden is sure a douche canoe when it comes to dealing with girls.
by 103937;727261783 January 26, 2018
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A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.
by t_tahiti May 22, 2018
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When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.
When you’re double dipping, you’re a douche canoe!
by Lilapowers June 17, 2018
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Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"
by JessDancer26 October 29, 2018
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A canoe of douche; also known as Wilk Nasty
by ray90 November 15, 2018
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A twatwaffle's car.
Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.
by dglarn May 4, 2019
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by Potato chips taste good July 29, 2019
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