Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.
- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
by Brolijah May 7, 2014
When the male inserts a doorknob up a freshley shaved ass hole. if the ass hole is not shaved it is considered as the rusty doorknob.
by scorallys January 18, 2010
simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..
by lolz126 September 1, 2009
by nebula nebula May 16, 2019
When someone has a black eye and they use "Falling on a doorknob" as the excuse to indiscriminately explain domestic abuse
by Mav72 November 30, 2022
noun. The act of ingesting a doorknob anally and getting the attention of another person in order to make them attempt to open the door from the other side.
Katie-"Mom help me!"
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."
by conflicttheband November 14, 2010
by Serious Pancake December 10, 2017