That guy over there is a doob
by Kaawel_YT August 09, 2020
by KingWhizdum August 02, 2021
by _zoseph_ December 27, 2019
Someone who tends to be absentminded, airheaded, or just plain moronic; can be applied to someone who has made a momentary mistake due to distraction; essentially an equivalent to dingus or doofus
A conversation between two adolescents:
"You ready to go to the party or what, man?"
"Yeah, I just have to text my family, let 'em know I'll be home by eleven."
"K, just make it quick."
"Alright. Wait...what the hell? Where the fuck is my phone?!"
"You lost it?"
"Dude, it was right here. I was holding it. Where'd it go?"
"Christ..."
"Could you help me look for it?"
"It's on the counter, ya doob. You put it there like twenty seconds ago."
"Oh. Shit, you're right."
"You ready to go to the party or what, man?"
"Yeah, I just have to text my family, let 'em know I'll be home by eleven."
"K, just make it quick."
"Alright. Wait...what the hell? Where the fuck is my phone?!"
"You lost it?"
"Dude, it was right here. I was holding it. Where'd it go?"
"Christ..."
"Could you help me look for it?"
"It's on the counter, ya doob. You put it there like twenty seconds ago."
"Oh. Shit, you're right."
by CastIronPan June 03, 2018
Dude 1: Dude, I was playing Super Mario World and made it to the last level and turns out that none of my progress saved.
Dude 2: Ha ha ha, wow ur such a doob.
Dude 2: Ha ha ha, wow ur such a doob.
by DeepstheHobbit March 10, 2016