Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
by Cumdik April 10, 2021
Get the Jack and Diane Seasonmug. Pinkamen-Diane-Pie is A Female Pony From FIM. Her Appearance is a Female Pink Horse with Blue Eyes and Hot Pink Curly Hair. Her Cutie Mark is 3 Balloons, 2 Blue Ones and 1 Yellow. She is apart of the main 6 in FIM and her Element is Laughter.
🎈 🎈 🎈 Pinkamena-Diane-Pie 🎈 🎈 🎈
by OceanGacha July 27, 2021
Get the Pinkamena-Diane-Piemug. A girl who has long black hair and is very athletic. Might be on the hip hop team, basketball, or volleyball team. She is very tall and has a unique smile. She might of had braces before but most likely doesn't have them now. Many guys try to get at her but she is loyal af. People love to be around her because she brings the biggest smile to them but she has her bad days sometimes. She is very sociable and gets along with everyone. She may have been played a couple times. She claims that she loves Lil Pump but that is a lie. But other than that this type of person is truly amazing.
by nuggetlo November 11, 2017
Get the kimberly diane ruelasmug. by Resdawg2 May 30, 2005
Get the Skin-dian [Skin]mug. An NES bootleg where some character called "Fortran" (some guy who looks like Mario) is apparently gambling(?)
The character is used in another bootleg called "7 GRAND DAD"
The character is used in another bootleg called "7 GRAND DAD"
by Ekdkfkkrddkfkkfcefcdxwsxqszzaa March 13, 2022
Get the Dian Shi Ma Limug. LOL GAY CUNT ANTHONY LOVES DIANE. HE'S SO THIRSTY FOR THE LITTLE BITCH LMAO. CHEEKY KID WANTS THAT PUSS AMIRITE BOIS?
Ant <3 Diane, what a joker.
"So Diane hugged me at a party the other night, I guess that means I'm in bois"
"So Diane hugged me at a party the other night, I guess that means I'm in bois"
by Jason Skurr November 26, 2018
Get the Ant <3 Dianemug. A role model for many girls and women : she is kind, caring and generous.
Many people want her as a big sister because of how strong, dedicated and inspiring she is.
She's the type of person you feel safe with : you can talk to her about anything because she's not going to judge you.
She gives so much to everyone and may sometimes forget herself.
If you are a 'Diane' : make sure to take care of your own needs, don't push your boundaries and put yourself first sometimes!
Many people want her as a big sister because of how strong, dedicated and inspiring she is.
She's the type of person you feel safe with : you can talk to her about anything because she's not going to judge you.
She gives so much to everyone and may sometimes forget herself.
If you are a 'Diane' : make sure to take care of your own needs, don't push your boundaries and put yourself first sometimes!
“I just met the most intelligent, bold and kind girl ever! She was very sweet to me...I wish she was my big sister!”
“Oh yes, that was Diane for sure!”
“Oh yes, that was Diane for sure!”
by arkhams February 4, 2024
Get the Dianemug.