Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
by Cumdik April 10, 2021
Get the Jack and Diane Seasonmug. A girl who has long black hair and is very athletic. Might be on the hip hop team, basketball, or volleyball team. She is very tall and has a unique smile. She might of had braces before but most likely doesn't have them now. Many guys try to get at her but she is loyal af. People love to be around her because she brings the biggest smile to them but she has her bad days sometimes. She is very sociable and gets along with everyone. She may have been played a couple times. She claims that she loves Lil Pump but that is a lie. But other than that this type of person is truly amazing.
by nuggetlo November 11, 2017
Get the kimberly diane ruelasmug. She will be the next ms. Universe. She has a charismatic beauty. She will do anythingshe wanted to do. She will become a successful business woman.
by Lovefromafar June 9, 2021
Get the vivien dian contrerasmug. by Resdawg2 May 30, 2005
Get the Skin-dian [Skin]mug. An NES bootleg where some character called "Fortran" (some guy who looks like Mario) is apparently gambling(?)
The character is used in another bootleg called "7 GRAND DAD"
The character is used in another bootleg called "7 GRAND DAD"
by Ekdkfkkrddkfkkfcefcdxwsxqszzaa March 13, 2022
Get the Dian Shi Ma Limug. Diane is a very pretty and cute girl with beautiful and pure blue eyes and very brillant blond hairs.She is really self-assured, confident, and doesn’t need a lot of friends because she is introverted.But as impressive Diane is, she stay very kind and sensible so be natural with her, don’t let you get impressed and smile to her, trust me, trying to speak with her will just be intrusive, just look at her and show her your attention.Also she doesn’t easily avoid her sentiments so be patient and if she avoid her sentiments in any way but she doesn’t want to do more, don’t be surprised and keep it for you like it was better than you was expecting for because there no others issues in this case.
From my experience.
From my experience.
By anyway she will find she will say in anonymous :i love when you…because she can’t said I love you
Did you said that ? :
Diane : No it’s an other girl (she can’t look at your eyes when you ask her)
Did you said that ? :
Diane : No it’s an other girl (she can’t look at your eyes when you ask her)
by TheSamy August 25, 2022
Get the Dianemug. by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
Get the The Diane Rehm Showmug.