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Desk messaging

When you have a conversation with someone while writing on a desk, table, etc.

Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!
Desk messaging is the way pilgrim kids used to text message.
by JustxKidding October 2, 2009
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desk ass

the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer for hours can cause it as well
after two weeks of sitting at her computer, Julie had total desk ass; it was flat as a pancake
by shaunaofhobo April 20, 2008
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desk jerk

The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.
Frustrated with a project, I decided to knock out a desk jerk one night I was working late.
by heavyburtation April 27, 2011
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Desk Napping

happens during school when a student is napping in class but can still hear the teacher talking. Hence dreaming what the teacher is lecturing about
When Mr. Smith was talking about WWII, I was desk napping about the exact same thing!
by 54763875639464 November 15, 2010
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Desk Daddy

he who makes thoughtful intercourse with his studies, if he studies you (some woman) think of the possibilities...he has, studied it
Old desk daddy serenades the women with knowledge and impeccable smoothness. I know a man who claims he's studying when he's really running game, he is now referred to as the Desk Daddy, intercourse at the desk is his forte.
by Dat Mane Shebes January 9, 2015
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Service Desk

Basically, the lowest form of life in the I.T world. If you've been working on the service desk for more than 3 months, you've given up on life.
by rekucunt February 5, 2019
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Desk bone

An erection that occurs at work which requires one to stay at their desk until it goes away.
I was late for my meeting today because I had a wicked desk bone.
by RekanizeBlacKat December 30, 2017
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