Ellen DeGeneres

The only hot and funny on-air Carpet Muncher.

Ben: "I've been watching that Ellen DeGeneres, man she's hot."

by Farmer 26 November 25, 2009

degenerate gambler

individual who possesses a one-way ticket to prison. who gambles not only their money and reputation, but also their sexual organs, their best friends, and their dreams by acting in ways which consequences forever ignite the most feared, internal nightmare. who consistently acts in ways that have proven unsavory time and time again in their past, yet who fail to yield the self-discipline and willpower in the present moment to learn a new way which most likely will lead to increased well-being. the only occasions that inspire them to attempt to make deep corrections to their internal affairs are hospitalization or the charge of felony. as much as you want to support the degenerate gambler because he or she is your friend, there comes a time when you must move on with your own hard-earned lifestyle and at the most, infrequently say a prayer for your ol' pal at the bedside.

your second cousin who now works for NASA may be a degenerate gambler.

by einsteen January 12, 2012

Degenerate Fuck

encompasses a great many character traits; a slob, a loser, a man who plays with hand sanitizer, causes intelligent conversations to become nothing more than grunts and moans,in one word a male, or any college student

Look at that degenerate fuck.

by Ludwig February 2, 2004

degenerate animal

the immoral beast

We walk on this Earth like degenerate animals, the creators of the unwinnable war of our own made up principles.

by Name Less December 10, 2013

Degenerate

Noun;

The term 'degenerate' usually refers to somebody who is abnormally poor. Also known as a 'tramp', they usually have no money or live from welfare.

Example;
Gregory Haugen and Paul Haugen

Paul: 'Dad, have you paid for the wifi yet?'
Greg: 'I put some on...'
Paul: 'What the fuck? It isn't working you degenerate!'

by Teen Slang November 8, 2017

Macular degeneration

What happens when you get old and stop macking

He used to be a ladie's man until he got macular degeneration

by Single_Speed April 20, 2007

respectable-degenerate

A person with multiple personalities; a professional/respectable persona as well as a wild and extreme persona. This person has mastered the ability to know when and where to display each. With some people they are respectable and professional, with others they are hard-partying and raucous.

Respectable-degenerates tend to show both personalities, only to other respectable-degenerates.

Gates is so smooth that many people think he is a total gentleman. We see him on nights out and on vacation. We know he is a complete respectable-degenerate.

My boss and I were out all night at the bars last night. Today we are both in the office looking fresh. Everyone in the office thinks we are totally professional, only the two of us know just to what extent we are both respectable-degenerates.

by MrMeanwhile May 29, 2018