A VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his VERY SMALL PENIS!
Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months
Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?
Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!
Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(
Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?
Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!
Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(
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The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.
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I'll go get some paper from the delectoiser.
I need to talk to her, wait a minute i'll get the delectoiser.
Stu: Whats that thing that you use to dry a car?
Mr L: Oh that, its a delectoiser?
I need to talk to her, wait a minute i'll get the delectoiser.
Stu: Whats that thing that you use to dry a car?
Mr L: Oh that, its a delectoiser?
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Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
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Man: Would you allow a man to lick your ass?
Woman: Yes, but you would not like it because I have some hair down there.
Man: Do not use the rejection deflection on me.
Woman: Wait, you know about that?
Woman: Yes, but you would not like it because I have some hair down there.
Man: Do not use the rejection deflection on me.
Woman: Wait, you know about that?
by OOOne. April 10, 2010
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Get the yeetus defeatus mug."I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.
by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004
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