A bed decision is a decision made after having sex by two people in authority, on plan of actions with an intended negative effect on a particular person or group of persons without the benefit of due process or due diligence, for the personal purpose of one or both of the sex partners. Usually sex is used to coax a partner to agree to a decision for the benefit of the one suggesting a decision. Bed decisions can also be decisions on how to commit corruption or the improper use of the funds of the organization, or to condone a wrongful act of a particular person or group being protected by either one of the sex partners, or to obtain a certain benefit for a particular person or group. In this definition bed decisions are bad decisions or evil decisions using sex to scheme sinister plots.
The termination of Jack's employment contract was a bed decision between his female Project Manager and the Country Manager who are having an affair, because the Project Manager did not like Jack's sense of independence.
by El Django July 18, 2021
Get the Bed Decisionmug. Shinzo Abe, Prime Minister of Japan, finally made the Olympic Decision to postpone the games until after the global pandemic.
by 1ijk April 23, 2020
Get the Olympic Decisionmug. The decision is made Chris. Obfuscating what constitutes a Decision doesn't undermine the fact that a child will die BECAUSE OF YOU if you continue to do this.
Hym "The decision has been made. The consequences can either be positive for me or negative for some random parents. They are going to wish you had chosen differently. Anyone stupid enough to let you get away with this deserves to have their kid killed and unfortunately for the random victim I am not going to be able to get to the people who actually deserve it. The rest of you cocksuckers who haven't been named yet don't owe them anything and if you leave it up to them. They didn't have to BE them. They chose a side and it will use killing a child to make it the wrong one. You can't intimate me. You CAN'T even kill me at this point because it might end up being worse! You're not doing whatever it is you think you're doing here. You're protecting somone who doesn't deserve your protection and trading their life for a kid. Don't let them kill this kid. You can't stop me but you can stop them. They're purported unwillingness to kill kids is undermined by the fact that they would let a kid die with glee if it meant they get to continue being 'the good one' in the eyes of their sycophants."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2024
Get the Decisionmug. (Basketball) Moving/Jumping out of the way of your opponent who would have dunked on (posterized) you.
by Yoloswag4jesus69 June 6, 2022
Get the Business Decisionmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Styles P's Cool Out Would Have To Be Remastered To Rest Everything Back Unto A Decisionmug. Hym "You are right that who the heroes and villains are DOESN'T matter. Which is why obfuscating the 2 ISN'T GOING TO WORK. I need to be able to make a MAXIMALLY INFORMED DECISION. If obfuscating to try and trick me 'Maximally informing me?' No. It isn't."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
Get the A Maximally Informed Decisionmug. An irrational decision made at during a global pandemic that is bright about by extreme boredom and or panic.
My friend shaved his head yesterday, classic pandemic decision!
We decided to sort out the bathroom grout, we have chosen glitter grout. Pandemic decision that may we’ll be regretted at a later date.
We decided to sort out the bathroom grout, we have chosen glitter grout. Pandemic decision that may we’ll be regretted at a later date.
by The Cooneys April 17, 2020
Get the Pandemic Decisionmug.