National Eruri Month - a month where all the eruri shippers, artists, and fanfic writers revel in the fluff and angst of eruri, it is a month of celebration.. but also of mourning
person 1: when is the national eruri day celebrated??
person 2: day? what do u mean day, we have an entire month for that, it’s December!! national eruri month!!!
NO DICK DECEMBER, okay girls, gays and non binary babes. anyone who is attracted to men or likes taking the s t r a p isnt allowed to next month because its no dick december!!