by @spaghetto November 7, 2023
Get the deez nutz mug.Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.
Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*
by dak0829 January 6, 2020
Get the deez nutz mug.random person:Candice.
other guy: Yo who’s candice?
random person: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪
other guy: Yo who’s candice?
random person: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪
by ilikecheesebread June 1, 2021
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Beeber: With an olive.
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Beeber: With an olive.
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by Likewater August 15, 2021
Get the Deez nutz mug.A term coined by the meme in which a man says "Deez nutz, godee" which means a man's genitals in a joking way used to sarcastically answer a question or joke.
1. First guy: Where is China?
Second guy: in Deez nutz.
2.First guy: Do you know where Sarah is?
Second guy: I think she got lost in Deez nutz.
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2.First guy: Do you know where Sarah is?
Second guy: I think she got lost in Deez nutz.
by Dmeister410 November 7, 2017
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