People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their
unsuccessful nature
in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some
sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.