People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and
sad. However, all Darren'
s are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of
ugly girls. This is because these '
ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.
Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross
Ugly Girl: What... He is not
ugly... I would
f*** him soooo
hardHot Girl: You are soooo gross...