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australian pez dispenser

The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it
"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"
by TheDarkSquirrelRises April 24, 2016
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Pez Dispenser

A partner that inserts drugs in your arse with there tongue
by devious, kink, fetish September 25, 2021
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Pensacola Pez Dispenser

When you stuff Plan B under your foreskin and have your date perform fellatio.
I don’t have to worry about raw dogging Rita, because we started off with the Pensacola Pez Dispenser.
by MrPklz December 19, 2023
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New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021
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Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024
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Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
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soap dispenser

sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser

optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017
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