Dirk's Diggler

Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.

Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter

The butt hole of NBA superstar Dirk Nowitzki.

Johnny- Dude Dirk Nowitzki is so good!
Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Johnny-.....what?
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.

by Fillet-o-fetus April 28, 2010

dirk stain

A dirk is a cigarette. A dirk stain is the yellowing of the fingers due to the dirk smoke.

Katie: "ew man I need to quit smoking, these dirk stains are seriously gross!"

Jon: "cut up a raw potato and rub it on your fingers. I guarantee it'll take away your dirk stains"

by Chilli.k2 February 5, 2014

Dirk diggler

Simply means dick, based off the character from boogie nights who’s rolling with a thumper

Oh fuck, look at that chick, I’d love to through my dirk diggler up that

by Deaz101 August 24, 2019

dirk strider

so hes like gay right but hes gay ANDDD HAS TRAUMA but is gay right and like mlp BUT IS GAY

Dirk strider is gay

by tturntechGodheadd September 9, 2022

dirk funk

The coolest dude in the world. If you make him mad, he will put his balls on your forehead.

That guy over there is such a dirk funk. I want to be just like him!

by VisexXxEvans June 30, 2009

dirk palmer

The act of being cool, esp. living cool.

I wish I was like you. I wish I was dirk palmer enough to do that.

by Harry Fuck April 11, 2005