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no dick december

girl: hey wanna have sex
guy: no you cant have sex in December

girl: why
guy: because it's no dick december
by 3---------------------D November 23, 2018
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No Dick December

last month was no nut november. hate to break it to you ladies, but it's no dick december. for the whole month, you cannot get no dick. your welcome.
Person 1: dude ima get sum dicc
Person 2: my guy, it's no dick december. we can't get any dicc for a month
Person 1: my lord
by yourpersonaldictionary November 13, 2019
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Destroy dick December

When a male succeeds no but November they are challenged to not nut again for the whole month of december
by KANYEBUTTMAM November 27, 2019
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Grab dick December

Grab dick December, basically your gf grabs yo D all December
by Joe Mcinnis December 1, 2019
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decline dick december

girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december
boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.
by amanda pedle December 2, 2019
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Destroy Dick December

Every girl you see have to give you a blowjob if you want to. In the end your dick is getting so many blowjobs that you can't handle it, and your dick gets destroyed
by venqo October 22, 2019
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Destroy dick December

The opposite of no nut November where you have to nut the same amount of days you failed in no nut November, as redemption ex: if you failed one day you nut once, but If you failed 12 days before nnn ended then you have to nut the first day once, the second day second, until you get to the last day which is nutting 12 times, you have to do these days consecutively or it doesn't count and you are not redeemed.
Dude I failed on the first day of November, I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive destroy dick December.
by Oofygoofyuh November 4, 2019
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