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defeat cobra

When you’re at the game, and your team chokes at the end, and you assume a position of hands on the top of your head, elbows out, in disbelief. This inevitably forms the shape of a striking cobra.
“man, Clemson gave that game away, i see a lot of defeat cobras in the stands.”
by RedDog318 October 21, 2023
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Defeat

And you did actually do that did you?
Hym "You didn't defeat me though did you? You stole and lied and pretended... So, if you are doing that about me how do we no you're not doing it about your religion? And if you are doing it about ME, NOW... How do we know you haven't been doing it to EVERYONE whenever you need to to get ahead? We don't. And you probably ARE doing that."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2025
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Getting Defeated

When inanimate objects don't work with you, and hijinks ensue.
"WAHHHH! Come on! WORK WITH ME HERE!"

"What the hell is happening over there?"

"I'm getting defeated."
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One Millimeter Defeater

One Millimeter Defeater is another word for a teeny tiny smaller than a shrimp sized Schlong.
Guy 1: Are you even a real man? You've got nothing between your legs...
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.
by chunky-monkey267 August 16, 2025
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An embarrassing defeat.

A moment or event that causes humiliation. It is known as the the worst form of defeat. Can be used in a joking manner that exaggerates someone's defeat. Usually followed by a period of sadness.
"John just dropped his pencil, what an embarrassing defeat!"

"John's cat died! What an embarrassing defeat."
by Yuh Bruh Joseph March 18, 2019
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