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Hot damp cunt

A moist, temperate vagina not worthy of such lustrous terms.
Commonly used to describe whoring nether-regions or to offend the general populous.
1. *To the Big Bang Theory theme song*

The whole universe is in a hot damp cunt.

2. Say Dave, that's one hot damp cunt you've got there.
by Batty circus seal August 19, 2009
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damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)
'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'
by batman March 19, 2005
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Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.
Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!
by bashatonic August 20, 2012
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my face is slightly damp

An expression used as a joke, used when one feels it would be too lame to be sad, so this useful phrase can be used.

Also used in responce to an insult in a sarcastic manner. As if meaning, (sarcasticly) 'i'm so scared.'
You smell.
- ohhh... my face is slightly damp
by RocknRollQueen May 28, 2006
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Damp Dan

Instead of a Wet Willy, drool on finger and swipe it between a pair of butt cheeks like a credit card.
I lost a bet, had to let a bro give me a damp Dan.
by CirckleK May 22, 2023
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Damp

Pamp not damp (pump not dump)
by CryptoMilli May 1, 2021
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oh damps

Similar to "oh damn." Can be used in many situations.
You smell like poo...OHHHHH DAMPS!@!
by Hiva November 29, 2004
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