cushion blow

To flatulate while sitting down and conceal the sound and smell into which you are seated. Typically a sofa, or seat in the car. Preferably a soft cushion.

Larry cushion blowed on the couch. We're going to need to have that fumigated.

by Mr Trip1et July 11, 2014

Cunt Cushion

A male or female friend who acts as a shield against a woman to whom you're not attracted in the slightest.

Oh my god, that chick that's been staring at me all night is coming over to talk to me, but she's sooo not my type. Quick, I need you to be my cunt cushion!

by The Ent August 29, 2010

cushion picker

Interior designer. Can be extended to 'cushion picking cunt' to describe the likes of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen et al.

The cushion picker actually thinks he designs when all he actually does is shop for someone else.

by Nick T W February 8, 2008

cushion burner

When a woman is so bitchy you want to smash her face in the couch cushion and press as hard as you can while slam fucking her in the ass as hard as possible

When Sandra gave Jason the cold shoulder, he knew she was definitely a cushion burner.

by Mike Payne June 11, 2008

Cushion Booze

To buy your girl a mid or low grade bottle of alcohol in order to cushion her anger that you just bought yourself a top shelf bottle of Liquor.

Jack came home with a bottle of wine for his girl so when she found out he bought a bottle of Gray Goose for himself she would not be as angry - Cushion Booze.

by DownForJC March 12, 2010

whoopy cushion

While eating a girl out, you blow air into her vagina then press down on her stomach causing her to queef making a whoopy cushion sound.

Dude, I was eating out the new firl vanessa last night and I whoopy cushioned her and we laughed for 20 minutes!

by chancedietz November 23, 2014

Cushion Fuck

When a girl's so fugly u gotta put her head in the couch and take her from behind.

Guy 1. " look at that nasty ho".
Guy2. " ya bro, she ain't nothin but a cushion fuck "!

by Loo dog March 7, 2017