CommercialPilotAiden(CPA)

A "CommericalPilotAiden" is as the name implies, a commercial pilot, whose name is Aiden. CPA loves to fly, but also loves men.

He can often be seen hanging around dudes getting fruity.

dude what was the CommercialPilotAiden(CPA) doing in the bathroom on the plane???

idk dude CPA was wildin'

by TheCheese69 December 19, 2021

perfume commercials

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other

Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.

by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014

tubi commercial

I retarded ass commercial that was on during Super Bowl 2023 and had me throwing hands with my grandpa whilst looking For the tv remote

fuck that tubi commercial

by twizzunator February 12, 2023

Let's cut to commercial

To promptly end an ridiculous conversation and, or quickly move into another topic in the middle of a conversation.

Let’s take a selfie, with a great white shark. Okay, let's cut to commercial.

by Devilcorpsdoc January 30, 2015

commercial

When TV gives you time to finish your homework.

Girl: you should really do your homework.
Guy: I can't I'm in the middle of a really good show
Girl: Oh look, its a commercial
Guy: Damn.

by vegetableheadperson March 1, 2011

ass commercial

Music video characterised by excessive posterier shaking at the expense of content

That J-Lo vid on TRL is one massive ass commercial

by darkblack August 10, 2003

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004