Crabs Gardner

having a crab tossed in your bed for breaking the Code of Men.

"Crabs Gardner got one tossed in his sack last night for cock-blocking one of his oldest homeboyz. What was up with that?!?"

Also sometimes known as "Crabby" Gardner.

by Taplin August 24, 2009

Chicago Cubs

The greatest baseball team in the history of history. Some people currently know them as the 'Lovable Losers' however in November of 2009 this name will no longer be approiate. They are gonig to win the World Series this year and I don't care if you think that a different team will win. I respect your opinion but you are absolutley WRONG. Epic Fail. The Cubs will win 101 games during the regular season and will go on to win the World Series (btw 101 years ago they won their last world series, that is why it will be 101 wins)

Bret: The Chicago Cubs are going to win the world series!!!
John: No they aren't
......November 2009......
John: Hey Bret, I heard the Cubs won the World Series
Bret: Yeah! What now bitch!

by Bret! February 24, 2009

curbside prophet

1. term used to describe jason mraz.
2. song from jason mraz's debut cd Waiting for My Rocket to Come
3. also the name of the tour Jason had in 2004.

Im just a curbside prophet with my hand in my pocket, waitin for my rocket to come.

by rahbee July 11, 2005

crusty crabs

when you dont wipe your butt good enough

your butt itches when you dont wipe it good enough

by Mike Andrews October 20, 2003

abs crabs

lice that you get on your happy trail

omg i have been scrathing my belly button all day. i must have abs crabs.

by Harrison Schroeder March 25, 2008

crabs

little bugs that like staying in your pubes

oh man, last night just when i was starting to fuck stacies mom, i saw lots of crabs in her pussy hair

by Assmaster3000 December 28, 2005

cubs

The vastly superior Chicago baseball team.
a lineup with:
1b Derek Lee
2b Todd Walker
3b Aramis Ramirez
ss Ronny Cedeno
LF Matt Murton
CF Juan Pierre
RF Jacque Jones

The Cubs went 98 years without a world series win, I am sure glad it didn't reach 100.

by yeayea April 21, 2006