Crouton

pronoun.
Reference to a Caucasian person white-bred that exhibits few or several urban mannerisms and interests. One who "has flavor".

"I don't consider myself a Cracker. I find it offensive. I'm more of a Crouton. I'm White but I come with flavor!"

by 83FLLY June 28, 2023

Crouton

A white person with seasoning. Doesn't wish to be classified with "crackers" and identifies more with BIPOC than typical bland wyppl.

Gotta let them know I'm a crouton not a cracker.

by Justindangerpants January 30, 2021

Crouton

When your vagina is really dry.

He wants to shag tonight, but I have such a crouton.

by Croutontim May 17, 2025

Croutons

The small crumbles of weed from the bottom of the bag that you throw on top of a bowl when it’s light

Aye man the bowl looking a little light add a couple croutons

by AssassinOG_420-69 July 22, 2019

Pants Crouton

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.

"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."

by josmont October 23, 2015

Motley Crouton

The main ingredient in Motley Crust which is served with mozzarella.

"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, we make Motley Crust."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

Crouton

Someone terrible at any form of fps. Generally die in the stupidest ways. Ex. Standing out in the open when the other team is sniping.

Player 1: Gets killed by a noob using trash weapons.
Player 2: Fucking Crouton!

by Trash at fps September 25, 2017