Croatian flicker gooning

Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".
"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"
by YVLdoja December 04, 2024
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A Croatian's Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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Croatian Bread

Horrible bread that appears 60% of times in everytime in every single croatian bakery.
Can be used when comparing things.
Davor, I'd rather eat shit than croatian bread.
by TheAinsley27 December 16, 2017
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Croatian flappy fap

When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.
"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022
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Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.
I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.
by Flipblip July 06, 2024
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croatian

someone who has no sense of humor.
damn, this croatian over here is so unfunny.
by sapphirez1 May 08, 2024
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Croatian

People who have the biggest average cock size in the world (22.4 cm).
Person 1: Did you know that he is Croatian?
Person 2: Wow, it means he has a huge cock!
Person 3: Yeah, he pounded me once with his 25 cm long Croatian cock.
Person 1 and 2: Wow! We need some Croatian cock here and now!!!
by the_next_star June 23, 2024
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