by elpatroncolombiasno May 1, 2018
Get the croatian cunt mug.Horrible bread that appears 60% of times in everytime in every single croatian bakery.
Can be used when comparing things.
Can be used when comparing things.
by TheAinsley27 December 16, 2017
Get the Croatian Bread mug.A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.
Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.
by dougleston December 9, 2019
Get the Croatian Sausage Sandwich mug.A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.
She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.
by FerdiT February 6, 2024
Get the Croatian Candle Holder mug.The act of crawling inside a washing machine containing massive amount of fecal matter and bodily fluid. This action if preferably completed with a member of the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy.
Hey have you heard about what happened in Croatia.
No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler
No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler
by SillyMonkey5 July 22, 2022
Get the Croatian Spindler mug.When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.
"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022
Get the Croatian flappy fap mug.a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.
this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up
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