Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 6, 2024

Croatian Candle Holder

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.

She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.

by FerdiT February 6, 2024

Croatian ball cuck

A highly deranged, borderline retarded individual who derives an inexplicable sense of pride or embarrassment from the idea of their testicles being inextricably tied to Croatian culture. This person may believe that their testicles hold secret Croatian heritage, and they dedicate their life to caring for them in overly elaborate ways—perhaps wearing Croatian-themed underwear, performing strange rituals like chanting soccer chants to their balls, or consulting a "ball priest" for spiritual guidance. The term cuck implies that they may also seek validation from others to prove their testicles are worthy of such cultural significance, often becoming overly possessive or competitive about who has the most "authentic" Croatian balls.

My dumbass neighbor is a Croatian ball cuck.

by V_d March 17, 2025

A Croatian's Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Croatian Spindler

The act of crawling inside a washing machine containing massive amount of fecal matter and bodily fluid. This action if preferably completed with a member of the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy.

Hey have you heard about what happened in Croatia.

No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler

by SillyMonkey5 July 22, 2022

croatian

a neo-nazi guy who claims he's straight but loves sucking hungarian wang

#accurate #croatian

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

A sexy Croatian

DID YOU SEE THAT SEXY CROATIAN ON TUMBLR!?!?!!?!?1 HE HAD ALL KINDS OF TATTOOS AND I WANTED TO FUCK HIM IMMEDIATELY. NAW THAT WAS DEYVIS AND OMG I WANNA RIDE HIM LIKE A RODEO

"Are you tired baby? Let me stimulate the G-spot." - A sexy Croatian to Kelsey.

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022