jigga cram

A really bad tatoo on the butt of a goofy white guy in Florabama.

YOU MY FRIEND ARE GETTING AN AWARD TONIGHT. WHAT'S THAT? - DUMBEST TATTOO, SO PLEASE SHOW IT TO US REAL QUICK.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY? "JIGGA CRAM" I MADE IT UP AN HOUR BEFORE I GOT IT. (LAUGHS)

by Rob Diesel March 3, 2009

Gram Cram

You know when there’s a bunch a of clowns and they all shove themselves into a tiny car? Well this is kinda like that. But with grannies. They’re all crammed into one tiny car (most likely a Chevrolet) thus, a gram cram. Not to be confused with gram crackers.

Linda: “alrighty gals! Time to make a trip to Cracker Barrel.”
Dona: “time to Gram Cram ladies.”
Gertrude: “will we be getting prune juice?”

by A dot, B town! My old Pals December 2, 2019

post nap cram session

The period following a nap (and/or prolonged stint away from the internet) during which a social networking addict catches up on everything they've 'missed' on Facebook, Twitter, blogs and the like while they were asleep.

Normal Person: Hey call me when you wake up, maybe we can grab a bite.

Social Networking Addict: no can do, I've got a post nap cram session planned for right after I wake up.

NP: You're such a loser

by Pistol Palin August 31, 2010

Crim Cram

Crim cram; To be very out of order and stupid. Can mean confusing or 'not right'. Crim cram a naturally native African word meaning tragedy or a negative occurrence.

Steve your shoes are crim cram! You need new ones

You need to stop all this crim cram you're doing. It gives a bad reputation

by Kappuchino January 22, 2016

bingle-cram

Stuffing a sexual partner's asshole with lunchmeat and mayonnaise, and eating it.

She gave me a really good bingle-cram last night, and I can't get this salami smell off of my body.

by crumblebucket February 15, 2010

hindu cram

The process of fitting more people than reasonably comfortable in a set area or room. Is derived from multiple hindu families living in a one family residence.

"Wow, this theatre is really hindu crammed"

by Kyle28 September 24, 2006

Colonel Cram

The act in which a male or female makes a fist and shoves it
up there partners ass. Called a colonel cram because you are cramming a fist up someones ass, and often the partner is inclined to scream "COLONEL" when the act is being performed on them

Sam gave me a colonel cram last night, and man I screamed "COLONEL" so loud it was amazing

by Preston dude December 7, 2006