cools tree

When something is super cool

“Hey!! AJ Mitchell just liked your tweet!”
“Omg!! Cools tree!!!!”

by imdaniellealexa October 18, 2017

Clogstrophobia

An internal fear of clogging someone else's toilet.

Rachael was diagnosed with clogstrophobia when she plugged her best friends toilet unintentionally at a fancy dinner party.

by Theman123 April 27, 2019

Coomservative

A combination of the words, coomer and conservative. A Coomservative is an anime or gaming fan that holds conservative or anti-liberal views while constantly defending the sexual nature of girls in anime or gaming including lolis. This type of fan will also go on a tirade about sexual censorship in gaming or anime especially if a Western release of the product is different than the original Japanese release. Coomservatives are often seen on Twitter, 4chan boards like /v/ and /a/, or Reddit subs like r/KotakuinAction.

Person 1: Wow, I can't believe Nintendo of America censored that girl's cleavage in the Western release. The SJWs must be at it again in their efforts to ruin games.
Person 2: You only focus on whether video game girls are naked or not while engaging in the cultural wars. You must be a Coomservative.

by justmichael February 25, 2023

Cooper Coons

(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper

The Cooper Coons just eliminated Adam Ross.

by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012

what cooks

what's happening

Let me know what cooks

by ishmael1013 March 13, 2015

cooksource

Infringing on copyright and then attempting to get paid for publicity.

I don't have time to write my own articles, maybe I'll just cooksource it and earn a buck!

by JGrig November 5, 2010

Cooksource

Popularized by Judith Griggs, cooksourcing is the act of taking copyrighted material on the web and reproducing it as your own. One should generally try to improve the stolen material and then request payments from the original creator for improving their work.

Joe Smith: He where did you get this article.

Judith Griggs: I cooksourced that shit!

Joe Smith: Ah, I hope the internet doesn't get mad.

by The Internetzzz November 6, 2010