Compassion

You're perfectly fine with cynicism when it's directed at compassion.

Hym "Yes, Jordan. Cynicism bad... UNLESS someone claims to be motivated by compassion! In which case, we need to kill their ideology! We need supreme cynicism when when it comes to compassion but ZERO Cynicism when it comes to... What? THE GREATER GOOD? Protecting kids? No Cynicism needed there! You can trust that completely."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

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compassibility

The ability to navigate through unknown or unfamiliar surroundings with no navigational instruments.

Using his compassibility, Shelby was able to get us back to the hotel in Amsterdam.

by newbish October 7, 2007

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Moral compass

A navigation tool that can get somebody through a pandemic.

If her moral compass didn't point to "I win, they lose, I'm awesome!" (something like North), she didn't get the compass, nothing made sense, and somebody had to take control of the compass until it told her "I win, they lose. I'm awesome!" again (at which point everything would make sense again).

by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022

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Bologna compass

When one extends their scrotum to resemble a compass and uses his penis as the needle.

Look at my bologna compass. It always points true north.

by Nakeytime May 25, 2025

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Compassal Direction

The four main points on a compass: north, south, east, and west.

"Yeah sure, lets use the compassal direction on the compass."

by UnluckyWorder July 31, 2024

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Jeep Compass

A true Jeep that has potential. The first generation was the best although ugly until the facelift in 2011. Many people hate Compasses due to their size, but the original WW2 Jeep was even smaller.

“Dude, look at the stupid fake Jeep called a compass. What a loser”
“That Jeep Compass is not a fake Jeep and it’s more Jeep than the Fiat 500 based renegade”

by Sylvester Lemon July 10, 2022

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