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Contentment

Something no one will really ever truly achieve. No matter how much they hold it in their palms it will eventually slip through the cracks at the slightest feeling of uncertainty. While partial contentment can be sustained for a brief time frame, it is not an enduring sentiment.
John: I feel complete contentment with my life at the moment.

Jennifer: Really? I heard your ex is already dating....

John: I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.
by cold_hard_facts April 19, 2010
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The 11th Commandment

Term referring to the 10 commandments
The 11th commandment being : Thou shall not be a homo.

Some examples are :
1. 10 guy sleepovers
2. Touching yourself with another guy present
3. Raving in front of the mirror with other guys
4. Sucking lollipops in public. Period.
5. Being a homo in general
"Dude..the 11th commandment!!"
"You pulled an 11.."
by loko May 17, 2008
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t'commandments

I. If the word 'tea' or the letter 'T' is spoken the speaker must brew a single cup for each wishingle recipient.

II. The speaker must be wholly in the front room or kitchen of the property.

III. Once a tea making quest has begun, the next quest cannot be undertaken until the first round of tea has been delivered.

IV. Only humans present in the room can request a cup once the offence has been committed.

V. Gaps in the rules are resolved in a manner which produces the most tea.
t'commandments violations;

Aidan 'Where have you been today Craig?'
Craig 'O.T.C'
Aidan 'Go on then'

Holt 'Whats the ideal gas equation?'
Flint 'PV=nRT'
Holt 'Yes please'

Craig 'Im so battered cod I could kill for a cup of tea, oh shit...'
Uncaring housemates 'Eye, I fancy one at that'
by cawdor January 15, 2010
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commitment

The woman hun the man but his nuts.
by Nitemare January 18, 2003
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The Greg Commandments

1. We shall not betray Greg.

2. We shall spread the word of Gregatorius and follow in his word
3. We shall not sin against Greggy and we will be condemned if so
4. We must bow to our lord every time we encounter the God and our savior.
5. Treat your neighbor like how you would treat Greg
6. You shall not lie, replace, or steal from our grand master
7. You shall not curse or degrade our Greg or punishment such as murder, spanking, and words Greg wouldn’t want to hear would be done and said
8. Be obedient to Greg
9. If Greg chooses to marry and date anyone but his followers, respect his choice but behind his back cry all your tears out, don’t let our God see us vulnerable, we must be strong

10. If his fellow lads stare or degrade us, don’t be afraid to do it back
We must follow the Greg Commandments in order to succeed.
by imgay,reallygay September 5, 2021
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tv show commitment issue

When Sophie started a tv show on Netflix and doesn’t finish it. Moves on to the next show
Stick to one show stop having tv show commitment issues.”
by Collinso6 May 16, 2020
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Commencement

Best album ever made! Created by Deadsy.
I just got Deadsy's Commencement, I can now end my fullfilled life!
by Toliy December 22, 2004
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