Cockbusted

"Cockbusted" is a very versitile verb that can be used under any circumstances. It can be a substitue for "ownzed", "beaten", "ass-raped", almost anything you can think of.

It can also be used as a noun, such as; "I just got beaten by that cockbuster."

The word can also be modified to fit as certain situation, i.e. "There is alot of Cockbustage going on in Soul Caliber II today!"

It should be noted that the term "Cockbusted" was created on May 31st, 2003 by Jordan Speed.

"Damn, I was just cockbusted."

"You stupid cockbuster."

by Jordan Mallory (Term created by Jordan Speed.) June 5, 2003

cockbustle

an area in which there are a larger concentration of cocks than is normal, an above average level of dickage.

or

a type of framework used to support the drapery of the back of a cock-dress (basically part of a cock-veil)

'Brian, you're going to have to ask Melvin, Barrington and Ricardo to leave my house son, one is not feeling the cockbustle we have going on here, there's only so much fanny to go round'

or 'Oh Duncan, that cockbustle arrangement really works on your cock-dress, you're going to be the belle of the cock-ball'

by mattiojohn January 9, 2011

cockhustler

when someone likes semen in their butt, and enjoys saying words like MURRRRRRRRRRRR

I should just smack that cockhustler with my shaft, and see him die right before my eyes.

by mr.hunk June 3, 2003

Cockus Vaginitus

A rather terrifying disease in which a vagina begins to grow on the underside of a man's penis. The starting stage resembles nothing more then a mere "cut" on the penis. The second stage is the formation of a clitoris directly above the said "cut." The third stage is the actual formation of the "lips" of the "Cockus Vaginitus." At which point, consulting a doctor is of an immediate emergency; to avoid any long-term damage. The final stage is the actual formation of a full female vagina, but on the underside of the male's penis. This is still under continuous studies for the connections of the actual Cockus Vaginitus being capable for sexual intercourse, as well as determining whether or not this turns an individual into a registered hermaphrodite.

"Hey, Jerry! What're your plans after work today?"

"I'm going to the doctors to get my penis checked out."

"Ew, gross! Why?"

"I think I may have Cockus Vaginitus."

"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, man."

by Jason Hauffman July 28, 2012

Cockus Grumpus

That moment when you do something so minor that it doesn't matter but its still pretty cockus grumpus, that moment for when you need something to say but you dont know what, cockus grumpus, that moment when you do something so incredibly epic that there is no other way of describing it, Cockus Grumpus

Man 1: ayoo i just flicked this paper off the desk
Man 2: Cockus Grumpus
Man 1:...
Man 2:...
Man 1:...
Man 2: Cockus Grumpus

Man 3: Hey Guys you will never guess what, I just bought 16 pounds of weed!!
Man 1 and Man 2 simultaneously : COCKUS GRUMPUS!!!!

by NotFire05hahafunny8cock December 19, 2021

cockmuskie

A penis with fake gold teeth. (Think Black Ron Jeremy)

That cockmuskie reminded me of a world war two fighter jet, damn, them teeth ate me raw.

by Yuengling September 27, 2003

Cocktosser

A guy known for tossing his cock at every piece of pussy that walks through the door. Usually riddled with STD's, Cocktossers get laid so often that they will eventually turn gay or start raping sea animals.

Tommy's such a cocktosser, I called dibs on that asian chick that he's currently fucking in the bathroom.

by milflips December 9, 2010