Iranian Cluster Fuck

A sexual indulgence not at all involving the Iranian people or its beliefs. The act entails dousing oneself in plutonium and masturbatory fluids while religiously praising the glory of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un. Afterwards, the individual must sneak through the Chinese border--Seppuku must take place if the individual in question is already within the nation of China--and continue to obtain nuclear launch codes on which he/she will smuggle into Iran via the anus so that a large group of security guards will have to manually retrieve the said object with their hands. This is done solely for the pleasure of the individual.

Guy 1: Shit, brah. I got so zobbled last night that I participated in an Iranian Cluster Fuck with that mentally crippled cousin I told you about.

Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.

by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

I group of people, cars, or animals that seem to all be at the same place at the same time, preventing each other from moving on. A seemingly unmoveable mass of objects that looks totally inefficient.

Dude, the traffic tonight was a disaster!! There were so many cars in this one accident, it looked like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by Bill Smales September 8, 2006

Cluster Fuck

The insertion of random objects into the anal cavity.

I grabbed a hairbrush, a sharpie and uno cards and proceeded to cluster fuck christina r.

by Jerikstephill January 20, 2009

cluster fuck

the clusters of fucking yummy goodness found in various cereal that are fucking good

rice krispie treats and honey bunchs of oats (clusters) which contain the cluster fucks

by oshwa shwa January 29, 2009

Bavarian Cluster Fuck

Like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but with beer and sausage.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there with beer and sausage. It was a Bavarian Cluster Fuck

by Can we get food somewhere? June 20, 2009

canadian cluster fuck

a large canadian orgy

I was in Quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little.

by communist billy mays November 2, 2010

Rolling Cluster Fuck

Slow moving traffic on the highway caused by several people driving slowly holding back traffic and preventing anyone from passing them.

On the way to work I ran into horrible traffic. We were moving at about 45 MPH on RT3 and when I reached the top of steep hill I could see three asshole preventing anyone from passing them, causing a rolling cluster fuck.

by Jervns January 21, 2009