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Clocking

A highly effective means of pointing out hot members of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you slide that way) to your associates (usually in public) without drawing undue attention to oneself. It works like this: The person calling the clock is always facing 12 o'clock and so a honey off to your left is at your 9 and so on. For experienced clockers, there are added terms such as tight (close), deep (far), High (above you), and Low (below). It's important to remember not to shift around to much immediately after calling a clock, so as to avoid undue confusion and back-of-the-head slapping.
God damn it, I'm calling out a 3:30 gentleman, can I get an Amen?
by Filmchild February 25, 2004
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Clocking

Clocking on these streets is one way to make money.
by busy b August 8, 2005
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Clocking

To watch a person you don’t like snaps or insta snaps to to spy. Watching it back, being the first person to watch knowing you don’t like them.
Damnnn, jayla stay clocking my snaps ! Can you say... clocking?
by Kashyj December 10, 2017
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Clockin

Trappin or other types of hustlin. Used in the south. 4 those who aint 4rm the A trappin means selling drugs.
4rm the song boyz n da hood:

them boyz in da hood'll sell anything 4 profit/5 in the mornin, on the corner clockin
by nikkipooh_thatgapeach September 21, 2005
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clickity claque

An SEO spam technique meant to railroad search engines into thinking that a web site is popular by artifically inflating apparent traffic to the site by repeatedly visiting one's own site with a search engine's search bar installed. Generally used by SEO-inept web marketers who are too lame to legitimately optimize their sites for search engines.

From the French, claque, meaning, "an organized group of supporters at a theatrical event who try to prompt positive audience response by clapping enthusiastically". Also a play on the traditional American English rendering of the sound made by a train traveling on a railroad, clickity-clack.
Some SEO spammers are such duh-weebs that after they get their sites banned from Google for keyword stuffing, doorway pages, and link farming, that they think they can still increase their PR, so they download Googlebar and play clickity claque.
by Downstrike October 6, 2005
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clickitis

The habit of repeatedly and continually clicking on the "yes", "ok" or "accept" button while you wait for the painfully slow internet to register your decision and only stop once the page has loaded.
Dwayne's computer crashed due an overload which was due to his severe case of clickitis but also just because his name was Dwayne.
by DazedDingo June 21, 2006
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big clickie

A twenty øne pilots fan account with a large following on Twitter
Person 1: dude I was retweeted by @topnotupdates
Person 2: You're a big clickie now!
by I'm bad with names August 3, 2017
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