Clevelander

Anyone that lives inside or within 20 miles of the city limits of Cleveland, Ohio. Real Clevelanders know that Pittsburgh sucks and that the Browns are commin' back. Clevelanders reside in a climate that has 2 seasons: Summer, which is characterized by temperatures in the high 80's and an occassional snow fall, and Winter with temperatures usually in the low 20's while sometimes getting heat spikes into the 90's. They set the Cuyahoga river on fire for fun and use the word "pop", not the incorrect term "soda". Clevelanders can be identified by their characteristic use of prepositions at the end of sentences. If you are in Cleveland and ask a Clevelander which way is North, he or she will instead tell you where the lake is at. To find a Clevelander, simply go outside and yell at the top of your lungs "Browns Suck, go Steelers!". The guy that beats the shit out of you will be a Clevelander.

Clevelander: Where's my coat at?
Non- Clevelander: You must be from Cleveland

Non-Clevelander Visiting Cleveland: Can you tell me which way is North.
Clevelander: The lake is that way.

by The Clevelander April 5, 2010

Cleveland

A slang term for where a lost item has gone or on its way to.

1. Quoted from the 1990 film Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Policeman:
Where is your ID?

McClane
On his way to Cleveland.

2. Question someone asks: Where did that car go? Cleveland? Or around the back of the lot.

by Nicholas Weiner April 27, 2008

Cleveland Christmas

When you lube her ass hole with oil and then in a Lebron James-esque , pre-game ritual way powder her ass with cinnamon and sugar.

“Last night my bitch was feeling merry. So I decided to give her a Cleveland Christmas.”

by Kean Dermann October 25, 2018

Cleveland

A really cool city with a lot of potential. Unfortunately, it's also full of negative, angry people. The objective is not to let those people keep you down.

Cleveland may not be a plum, but it's not a rotten apple, either.

by We Don't Need No Stinking Screenname June 18, 2008

Cleveland Ass Clapper

The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.

Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!

by streetwhiz April 18, 2009

Cleveland Brass Band

A sexual act, involving a male partner who defecates on his significant others chest (this can be a male or a female). After dropping the kids off on his receivers chest, the male then has hit dirty asshole eaten out by the receiver, followed by a rusty trombone.

Reggie: I clowned that bitch...after the Cleveland Steamer she ate my ass and then followed it up with a Rusty Trombone!

Terence: That's some shit...sounds to me like a Cleveland Brass Band son.

by winnberg October 23, 2009

Cleveland Crop Duster

When trapped in an office with a terrible case of the farts, one gets up and does a couple of laps around the office perimeter, slowly and quietly squeezing off a continuous ass rip so as to allude to merely stretching your legs while in reality you are letting off some sever bung hole pressure.

If that fucking Lenny walks by my desk one more time doing the Cleveland Crop Duster, I’m going to kick him in the balls!

by The CLE Steamer May 12, 2009