Chuck Norris

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by fyredrake62 April 28, 2009

Chuck Norris

1. The Most Amazing action hero ever.
2. The best types of jokes ever.

Chuck Norris Doesn't do push ups... he pushes the world down.

by Jone Zay December 17, 2008

Chuck Norris

there is no definition for chuck norris

1: i tried to define chuck norris
2: what happened?
1: i got roundhouse kicked and was told no one defines chuck norris but chuck norris

by addboy674 December 6, 2006

Chuck Norris

The baddest mofo alive.

Chuck Norris shits trains, nigga. NOW WHAT?

by your mom doesn't shit trains July 8, 2009

Chuck Norris

He can do anything

Chuck Norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves.

by ArekkusuOwnsYou November 1, 2008

Chuck Norris

chuck norris can speak braille.


when chuck norris gets into the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.


when god said, "let there be light!" chuck norris said, "say please"

chuck norris is kick ass!

by His Right-Hand Pinky! April 14, 2009

Chuck Norris

He is an extremely talented actor and amazing when it comes to martial arts. He was the star of the hit TV show "Walker Texas Ranger" and then it was cancelled. He does his own stunts and has appeared in many movies. Overall he is a sucessful man and for his age very in shape. He can kick anybody's ass that's for sure.

Chuck Norris is the star in Walker Texas Ranger.

by Livi February 23, 2005