chuck norris 

Chuck Norris is the ultimate warrior.

I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.

As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.

chuck norris by snallygaster March 14, 2007

Chuck Norris 

You simply do not search up the definition of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris search up the definition of YOU

I ran for my life last night from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris by Billy Mays Oxi Clean Stand March 2, 2018

Chuck Norris 

Literally the most powerful being on earth. He defeated Shaggy using a spoon and a dried up piece of grass.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in

Chuck Norris by Not Kyle April 5, 2019

Chuck Norris 

The man Chuck Norris, he can clear an entire forest with just his hand. Chuck Norris once decided to sell his pee on the internet, we now have Redbull. Chuck Norris doesn't read books he just intimidates them for knowledge.

Chuck Norris can break bedrock just by looking at it.

Chuck Norris by You're a clown. January 10, 2023

chuck norris 

You're walking down the street, suddenly you feel imense pain in your face. Meanwhile, 3000 miles away, Chuck Norris is merely thinking of a time he round house kicked one of your decendants.

If at first you don't suceed then don't try parachuting. This is not a definition, Chuck Norris hate that I have to fill in the blanks. Thanks for the hassle.

chuck norris by Harry2151 December 16, 2008

Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris is a puss.....

*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.

He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...

God became "intangible" and retreated to Heaven to escape from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris by Sullivan1990 August 13, 2009

Chuck Norris 

chuck norris doesnt t bag he potato sacks.

chuck norris can unscramble an egg.

Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.

chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.

chuck norris loves you.

chuck norris invented the beard.

it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!

chuck norris poops fire balls and pisses laserz

Chuck Norris by The Mighty Gurganshlaga June 1, 2009