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Chernobyl lesbian

A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.

Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.

Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.

Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
by Raquiesha July 14, 2025
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Chernobyl piss

A mix of vinegar, piss, shit and other bodily fluids used to deface public bathrooms.
Come on Carl, let’s make up a few gallons of Chernobyl Piss to use in the library!

All right man, I’ll get the vinegar!
by PißRaum March 12, 2025
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Chernobyl

They went Chernobyl on villagers.
by Troll Tamer December 3, 2025
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Chernobyl NPP

Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, also known as Chernobyl NPP, was a nuclear power plant located close to Pripyat. It is famous for the April 25, 1986 Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster.
Gopnik 1: “Hey, you ever been to Chernobyl NPP?”
Gopnik 2: “My father was a liquidator, but that’s about it.”
by I think this is a good name November 15, 2023
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chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.
Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.
by jmgmh June 12, 2016
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