cheese dick

Alternate for Dickhead. Cheese Dick refers to persons from the upper midwest of nordic decent. Cheese head becomes Cheese Dick. This also applys to dim-witted Minnesotans as well. You betcha!

Hey Guido, can you believe that cheesedick just stopped to let me fuck him outta this parking space?

Instead of saying move it buddy this cheesedick says"excuse me".

These cheesedicks never stop talkin' about nothin'.

by rodz June 10, 2005

cheese dick

matts unclean penis involving cheese activities

unwashed penis indicates build up of yellow cheese in other words cheese dick

by jesus farmer July 10, 2006

cheese dick

A man who has been given the unfortunate burden of an unhealthy build up of smegma on the penis due to a combination of poor hygiene and just really bad genes.

Jesus fuck, y'know what Gezelle told me? That Chris is a smelly cheese dick.

by The Swindler May 13, 2005

cheese dick

When you dip your dick in cheese and get a midget girl to lick it off and then stick it in her ass.

Man, look at that midget bitch, I'd love to cheese dick her.

by Mace from Spiffeh land September 4, 2008

cheesestick

When you have so much semen on your dick that it appears to be fully white.

*Due to him ejaculating so quickly, it didn't take long for him to have a cheesestick.*

by Damn, Im an old as donkey. June 10, 2018

Cheesestick

A girl who gets so many tans that she becomes orange, making her a cheesestick

Guy 1: Lulz, that girl over there is orange, she needs to quit tanning
Guy 2: Lulz, she looks like a cheesestick

by YugoRocketsFan April 19, 2009

cheese dick

Someone who continuously tries to screw you over while playing video games.

I won't play with Smash Brothers with Dave Murdoch anymore, he's being a cheese dick.

by Lunch Box January 30, 2005