When you’re having sex with a pregnant woman and have your hands on her body and the baby reaches out to touch your hand.
“Dude me and my wife had sex for the first time since she got pregnant but my son sistine chapeled me and totally ruined it.
by Theycallmesmexy November 10, 2021
The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.
by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015
A drive in which you see a church chapel. Causes you to think about missing church which then causes you to speed home quickly to get away from the thought. The police then pull you over.
by whateveryo91 July 19, 2009
A very beautiful girl who only dates tall guys with big hands. She often plays Basketball. She could pull all the guys
by loser99:89 July 21, 2021
A daring street racer whose reckless maneuvers resemble a test of faith, often resulting in chaos reminiscent of divine punishment.
by RekaB March 09, 2024
The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’
I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.
There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?
There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex January 02, 2025
by kidfromfoxchapel May 27, 2021