Chapel Wood

The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service

I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.

by Chargingsugar October 3, 2014

Pisstine Chapel

The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’

I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.

There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex January 1, 2025

Sistine Chapel

The act of double finger blasting a girl with your close friend. His finger is in her buttand yours is in the vagina and you can feel the tips of your fingers touching through her

Coleman and I are about to Sistine Chapel this girl.

by BroncoBilly November 11, 2017

chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015

Chapelle Roan

your favourite artist's favourite artist

stream the rise and fall of a midwest princess<3

Yo! Chapelle Roan dropped a new song!

by Melina / Melina_swiftie13 January 15, 2025

Sistine Chapel

When you’re having sex with a pregnant woman and have your hands on her body and the baby reaches out to touch your hand.

“Dude me and my wife had sex for the first time since she got pregnant but my son sistine chapeled me and totally ruined it.

by Theycallmesmexy November 10, 2021

Chapelle

She is the nicest and smartest girl you will ever meet! She is beautiful and she will never tell your secrets to anyone. She is kind hearted and puts others in front of her. She is beautiful and she knows it! She loves life and all of her friends and family! She is a very loyal girl and she is crazy but in a good way!

Chapelle is beautiful!

by Cat_a_corn October 31, 2020