by Qball671 November 15, 2009

A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.
e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"
e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"
by ASaad May 21, 2009

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!
(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016

by Forsakenmeme420696969 November 6, 2021

The simultaneous act in which a male is defecating while a female, seated on his lap and facing him, is urinating.
The Mrs. And I l experimented with various forms of intimacy while in Quincy, Ohio , including a moment where they sat facing each other on the toilet, engaging in simultaneous urination and defecation. Making it the Quincy Carwash
by Richard Fitztite May 27, 2025

Dragging chilly wet strands of hair against a nipple. Can be plural nipples. Is not limited to any gender.
It may be sexual, annoying, accidental, or simply mischievous.
It may be sexual, annoying, accidental, or simply mischievous.
by Kale Scarletboer July 3, 2021

When you lose control of your vehicle and crash into heavy bushes, thickets, forests, brush. Crashing into and through any heavy vegetation which might appear for a moment through the windshield to be similar to an organic form of the mechanical equipment that bushes cars at a car wash.
by b4ctom1 August 25, 2023
