Irish carwash

The act of straddling a womans face, while wearing a kilt.

After the St Pat's parade this broad took me home and I gave her an Irish carwash.

by Qball671 November 15, 2009

One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash

A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash last night?"

by ASaad May 21, 2009

Disgruntled Carwash

When one “butt chugs” a bottle of soda (pop, carbonated drink), and sprays it at an individual. but strictly only on the occasion that the act is done through a car window.

“I hit Greg with a good ol’ “Disgruntled Carwash” last week, boy was he mad”.

by Himmothy Neutron April 27, 2024

Golden Carwash

A golden shower, but the giver of the shower walks over the receiver as they lie on the ground, making sure to cover every inch.

G: Hey sugar, you feeling dirty? ;)
R: Yeah, I think I need a Golden Carwash.

by DFR_85 May 8, 2018

Icy Carwash

Dragging chilly wet strands of hair against a nipple. Can be plural nipples. Is not limited to any gender.

It may be sexual, annoying, accidental, or simply mischievous.

My girlfriend gave me an icy carwash when she got out of the shower.

by Kale Scarletboer July 3, 2021

Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)

Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!

by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016

riverside carwash

The Riverside Carwash

Is when you are titty fucking a girl but backwards so your butt hole is rubbing on the girls nose and mouth. People from riverside are naturally dirty gross people so a Carwash in their terms would be like washing there car with dirt.

That girl from riverside last night let me sit on her face while I rubbed my dick between her tits. She said it was a riverside carwash

by Anti_h_ero October 20, 2015