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Cape Cod Female

A True Cape Cod female meaning 90% of them are a complete waste of time. They usually all end their relationships before summer so they can be complete sluts. They cant think for themselves. If their friends dont like somebody they have to not like them as well or they will be rejected and they cant handle that. You never want to piss one off either because her and her whole group of friends will go extremely far out of their way to make sure you cant have a relationship with anybody else. It's not like they have anything better to do. Most of them have bad drug problems as well and are so dependant on the material things their parents have bought for them that they look down on anybody that has to struggle to make ends meet while they're driving around in their mom or dads car. They are in search of a stable place to stay thats not their parents but where they can fuck and party and they dont believe in love they will leave you in a second to bounce on the next cock with more money.
I went to the cape and all i got was fucked over by some cape cod female.
by Righteous1 June 20, 2008
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Cape Gooseberry

A small ,orange ,berry contained with in a papery case that hangs from a perennial tree that can attain 180 cm in height. Other names include; Alkekengi and Chinese Lantern.
by Andrew Davis (A.K.A bsrboy) August 21, 2006
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Cape Carnivore

Getting quickly into an involved sexual emotional relationship only to fly out of your own life or crash land into the sea.

Robert J. Lanier
I need to walk slowly with you in the uphill direction and not blast off on Cape Carnivore.
by Robert J. Lanier January 16, 2008
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Capesman

a secret society on university campuses that inducts students who exhibit bad ass 'bandit--like qualities and uncanny ability to disappear. the society was first founded on the Sewanee:University of the South campus in 2009. members are indistinguishable around campus and they appear no different to any other college student; however they are actually infinitely cooler and badass than any campus group.

members of the capesman are called 'bandits'. in order to be a bandit, you must have bandit-like qualities and you must survive the induction process, which is known only by active capesman. the president, Ganje, and members reserve the right to kick people out if they do not uphold the values and codes of the capesman.

the order of the capesman throw the best hidden parties on campus.
"oh shit, where did gulley go?? she just disappeared"
"bandit shit yo"

"i woke up in my truck parked next to Walsh-ellet. It was 12 o'clock and people were going to class. what happened last night??"
"dude you bandited away last night. we had no idea"

"you arent a capesman unless i say youre a capesman."

"she disappeared for 5 hours. the cops looked everyone and still couldnt find her."
"dude, what a capesman"
by ganji1234 December 17, 2009
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Cape Cod cunt cake

An affluent person on CapeCod, being a typical douche bag.
Hey you Cape Cod cunt cake, back your god damn grocery cart up and get the fuck out of my way.
by Yeti guy November 25, 2017
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closet caper

An act wherein a group of friends are invited to hide in a closet and videotape an unsupecting female having intercourse with owner of said closet.
"You guys wanna come over tonight and closet caper this chick"?
by DJ Jason May 13, 2005
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booger cape

A nice large booger that covers over the entire fingertip (once it is picked) on all sides forming this unique and rare phenomenom.
Jason picked a massive booger cape and smeared it on Judy's sleeve.
by JHop April 5, 2009
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