turn around and learn about Canada's History!
by 193747483929 February 05, 2010
Canada's History, once commonly called the Beaver, is a reference to a form of sexual stimulation performed on Canadian women. To perform Canada's History you must close your hand to the shape of a beaver tail and place it near the tail bone. Then you bend over and flap her prepuce with a constant motion as a beaver would build a dam. Psychological analysts have found the flapping stimulates both pleasure and nostalgia of everything beautiful in Canada. There are variations of Canada's History that partners use with flapping to further stimulation, such as setting up a 3d puzzle of the white house and setting it on fire.
This study abroad in Montreal sucks. Not only do they speak only french, but I have to promise to perform Canada's History when I take them to my room.
by seatual February 05, 2010
by sleepless in springtown February 05, 2010
A woman does a handstand with legs spread, while performing oral sex on a man. The man, meanwhile, turns a jug of maple syrup upside down and inserts ( without it's cap on it) into her vaginal area...... When It completely drains, both quickly run over to the stanley cup ( or a fake copy) and each shoves an end into their anus while licking hockey sticks.
by MIndlessColbertZombie February 06, 2010
by imnotthomas February 05, 2010
verb. The godless sexual act of using the Stanley Cup as a weapon or date rape drug, to lure unsuspecting victims into a 'moose styled'(involving moose antlers and a jug of maple syrup for lube) reverse reach around and possible 'anal activities'. A US version of this act is known as "A night with Sarah Palin".
"Care to take a lesson in Canada's history?"
"OH GOD NO! NOT CANADA'S HISTORY!!"
"Man that one part of Canada's History, with out the syrup makes my butt hurt."
"I can totally see Canada's History being pulled off by Deadpool on Bea Arthur's Dead Corpse."
"Before i knew it I was involved in Canada's History."
"OH GOD NO! NOT CANADA'S HISTORY!!"
"Man that one part of Canada's History, with out the syrup makes my butt hurt."
"I can totally see Canada's History being pulled off by Deadpool on Bea Arthur's Dead Corpse."
"Before i knew it I was involved in Canada's History."
by Victor Sage February 06, 2010
A sexual act so vile and depraved it is almost a violation of the FCC for Stephen Colbert to mention it on T.V. It involves drinking vaginal fluid, piss, shit and semen out of the Stanley cup, while getting gored in the ass by a moose's antler dipped in maple syrup (the moose is also getting fucked in the ass), then puking all the substances out into the cup then switching roles with your partner and allowing them to drink from the cup, in a vicious, sexually depraved cycle.
Last night she tried to teach me Canada's history - I got the fuck outta there as soon as I saw the moose.
by Shaggy1692 March 02, 2010