lick my balls and call me trevor

An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.

"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!

by MR-Kirkup August 31, 2007

Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"

by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017

Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.

"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"

by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021

shit on my dick and call me charlie

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

Dress me up and call me Sally

Expression or exclamation used when being suddenly surprised or overwhelmed with something unexpected

"Hey dude, check out the babe at that table! I swear, she's got the most perfect set of breasticles I've ever seen!"

"Dress me up and call me Sally! I think you just might be right!"


"Hey John, you got a sec? I think I saw your mom last night driving around with some strange guy. They looked like they were up to some naughty business. You know anything 'bout that?"

"Well dress me up and call me Sally! She did leave the house last night to get some milk! I guess she was getting more that that!"

by JanJ September 30, 2008

Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

What you say to someone when you don't want to talk to them.

Mariah: Don't call me, I'll call you.

Marshall: Aight. Be waitin.

by Rihanyce May 23, 2010

Slap my knee and call me pickle

An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.

Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.

"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."

by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 26, 2022