Cabinet Fucker

When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.

Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.

by Lauren's Ex November 12, 2019

Dissolve the cabinet

To take a dump after an enormously long waiting period, at which point the physical size of one's torso actually shrinks noticeably.

That protest was so long, and the food so rich, that I had to rush home and was forced to dissolve the cabinet.

by tetratrepidation February 19, 2011

Cabinet dweller

A person who has reached the closest experience to death through deep meditation and find comfort only when inside cabinets. Some cabinet dwellers have gone as far to live there cabinet and stay there for days leaving only when necessary. Some cabinet dwellers are: Obama, Austin Matthews, box, Han solo,...

My friend is a cabinet dweller and i think its kinda cool

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann March 6, 2020

cabinet

cabinet. the name of someone kinda slow, but somehow very caring. cabinets can be very funny too.

“woah that guy is definitely a cabinet!” the man said and the cabinet ran in to a wall trying to get to his friends.

by RAINBOWCLOUDS127 November 19, 2023

interior of the cabinets

a euphemism for sex in a Hallmark movie

George, do you think you can do the interior of the cabinets in a cream?

When I Think of Christmas (2022).

by Yuri Zhivago November 28, 2022

cabinet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine

I was way too drunk drinking that cabinet juice my uncle had

by The original Queen Bee June 20, 2017

Mommy's vegetable cabinet

The fandom of HeronGale, originated from a throwaway line, his chat spammed it until it became a thing

HeronGale : im like a kid on Christmas thats found mommy's vegetable cabinet
His chat : i n t e r e s t i n g

by Throw_meatthesun February 24, 2021