by Lot guy 994 November 23, 2019
Get the The locked cabinetmug. by Trophy October 8, 2013
Get the lady cabinetmug. by Cl1t C0mand3r January 27, 2016
Get the shadow cabinetmug. not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet Is an odd variant of “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop”
It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.
From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades
It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.
From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades
Person 1: did you see that duck dive right into the decoy? That was crazy, it took that damn thing out!
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*
by MFG.24 June 13, 2025
Get the not the sharpest duck in the china cabinetmug. Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!
by Perry Menos December 20, 2019
Get the auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenonmug. A Cabinet Is A Rhode Island Word For A Milkshake. With Ice Cream Added..You Can Also Get A Coffee,Vanilla Or Chocolate Cabinet.
by Rockymanly August 8, 2018
Get the Cabinetmug. a homosexual that is too short to come out of the closet. They go with the next best option and that's a cabinet.
Chenz: I'm coming out of the closet Soulfur: You're a cabinet gay because you're so short. LeYesnt: Chenz is a cabinet gay Naag: XD lmao
by ChenzLikesMen December 5, 2020
Get the cabinet gaymug.