yogurt cabinet

A phrase to call a vagina. A safe space to store your "yogurt".

"Hey Jared, I'm hoping if I play my cards right tonight, she will let me in her yogurt cabinet"

"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"

by FrictionRoast January 15, 2019

you got brown cabinets

Means you are “less fortunate” than others

It’s honestly dumb🧍🏾 ♀️

Girl:“Eww you got brown cabinets I could never🤢”
Boy:”girl stfu ain’t nun wrong wit brown cabinets😪”

by Justageeker January 9, 2024

China Cabinet

Slang term for a woman’s pussy

She finally let me in the china cabinet..

by yourmomsfavorite<3 August 5, 2020

cabinet

cabinet. the name of someone kinda slow, but somehow very caring. cabinets can be very funny too.

“woah that guy is definitely a cabinet!” the man said and the cabinet ran in to a wall trying to get to his friends.

by RAINBOWCLOUDS127 November 19, 2023

Dissolve the cabinet

To take a dump after an enormously long waiting period, at which point the physical size of one's torso actually shrinks noticeably.

That protest was so long, and the food so rich, that I had to rush home and was forced to dissolve the cabinet.

by tetratrepidation February 19, 2011

Cabinet Fucker

When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.

Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.

by Lauren's Ex November 12, 2019

Cabinet dweller

A person who has reached the closest experience to death through deep meditation and find comfort only when inside cabinets. Some cabinet dwellers have gone as far to live there cabinet and stay there for days leaving only when necessary. Some cabinet dwellers are: Obama, Austin Matthews, box, Han solo,...

My friend is a cabinet dweller and i think its kinda cool

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann March 6, 2020