crane wedgie

When your briefs are hooked to a rope and the rope is connected to a pull and it pulls you up
I was lifted by my briefs from the crane wedgie
by Wedgie5407 May 30, 2016
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Lainee Crane

Is a fucking bitch that nobody likes she’s lost her virginity 69 times she’s weighs over 420 pounds her mom drives a red ugly ass Cadillac her teeth are bags of shit and she has a cunt also her eyebrows are off fleek
by SOAMFB February 15, 2019
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Sky Crane

When someone is considered the biggest tool in the world!!
Look how she acts! She is such a Sky Crane!
by Colo10 January 12, 2010
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thousand cranes

1) a simple act, costing nothing at all, with the power to save a life- when only a simple act of kindness can. It is often done to support a cause you believe in, when you can't make a charitable contribution- but make every effort to draw support from others.

An example of a 'thousand cranes' act would be the fundraiser called, "The Heart of a soldier"or "the story of Sultan and SFC Brian Assanowicz" where a community in NJ has come together to raise funds for a stray dog rescued by a U.S. soldier stationed in Afghanistan. in this example, the Vet-i-care division of NorthStar Vets in NJ has committed itself to saving this dog's life- before the funds can be raised.

another example of a 'thousand cranes' act would be to support this cause, if only to find the event flyer online and email it to a news station- which is much simpler than folding even a single origami paper crane and could be the single act of kindness to save a life.

2.) "An ancient Japanese legend promises that anyone who folds a thousand origami cranes will be granted a wish by a crane, such as long life or recovery from illness or injury." as published on wikipedia

3.) "the title of a book called "Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes by Eleanor Coerr, first published in 1977." which tells the story of a young girl stricken with leukemia by the bomb dropped in Hiroshima, Japan" as published on wikipedia
I am doing the 'thousand cranes' act of making this legitimate definition viral, because i refuse to stand by and do nothing when i can help save a life with the simplest of acts. please do a single 'thousand cranes' gesture- if only once in your life. you may inspire someone else to do the same- and the life saved next might be yours.

a 'thousand cranes' gesture would be to support "a Heart of a Soldier" or "the story of Sultan and SFC Brian Assanowicz" and help save the life of an injured stray dog found by a U.S. Soldier in Afghanistan.
by a thousand cranes saves a life January 22, 2011
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shit crane

When you have long hair and one of them somehow detaches from your head and gets stuck between the lower cheeks. When you take a shit you will notice that the hair has somehow not only remained attached to your arse, it has become attached to a piece of shit too, anchoring it to your behind. Woe betide the luckless person who doesnt notice the shit crane in time and ends up dragging the shit out of the toilet when they check the paper.
I had to throw out my scissors. I got a shit crane which i couldnt detach so i had to cut it off.
by mandatorysodomy December 11, 2017
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crane daddy

english name for famous rapper from the Netherlands Kraantje Pappie (his translated name)
Next on the hit 20 playlist, "Lil Craney" by Crane Daddy – foreignly known as Kraantje Pappie.
by meisje van bloed December 13, 2018
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sky crane

Euphanism: literally, a sky crane is a guestural term indicating an extremely large piece of machinery or tooling (as in: big enough to move the sky). Logic dictates that any such machine or tool is also the largest on the planet. Therein, the biggest tool on earth.

Not to be confused with death star, which would be the largest tool in the galaxy...
That's no small moon; that's Dan Quayle.
by gecko2echo July 20, 2004
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