A craft hippie is, simply, a hippie who makes hippie culture themed arts and crafts, and sells them. Examples include beaded necklaces, tie-dye t-shirts, dream catchers, etc. It is not uncommon for such hippies to travel in Volkswagen buses to sell their goods.
Davis: Hey, Bryan, where did you get that nice hemp bracelet?
Bryan: Oh, There was a craft hippie at Safeway selling them out of his van!
Bryan: Oh, There was a craft hippie at Safeway selling them out of his van!
by CrepedCrusader June 5, 2011

To stand over, watch, and also stalk someone as they are using the computer for personal conversations on AIM or AOL.
by YoNasty June 11, 2006

When your girlfriend comes to bed after putting in a good 10 hour World of Warcraft shift and all you can smell is the hum of her sweaty bum from sitting in the chair for so long.
Boyfriend: Jesus christ, what the hell stinks?
Girlfriend addicted to WOW: tehehe that's just my craft bum
Girlfriend addicted to WOW: tehehe that's just my craft bum
by Lil Nate Dawg February 23, 2009

a guy who thinks hes better than everyone else and has to "one up" all his friends. needs to be the center of attention at all times. someone who is also known as "nick the dick" or "fag of the universe" likes to have anal relations with extremely ugly women who most times turned out to be men. hes ass hole.
Nick Craft "can i have anal sex with you sexy"
Rue paul: "sure baby what ever you like"
me so horny i love you long time!!!
Rue paul: "sure baby what ever you like"
me so horny i love you long time!!!
by italian stalion May 11, 2013

V. The act of playing Minecraft.
Guy One: Dude, last night I was Mining the Craft all night.
Guy Two: You have way too much time on your hands, don't you?
Guy One: ... *Punches Guy Two in the Face*
Guy Two: You have way too much time on your hands, don't you?
Guy One: ... *Punches Guy Two in the Face*
by Gaikin February 28, 2011

by Elephant craft March 24, 2022

by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021
